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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Men are Honest


الأنقيب
29-01-2009, 10:29 PM
Men are Honest



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"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"



The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.



The woodcutter replied, "No."



The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.


Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."



The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.



The woodcutter replied, "Yes."


The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.



Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"



"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"



The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.



"Yes," cried the woodcutter.



The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"



The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."



The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others

السنوسي
30-01-2009, 12:46 AM
FANTASTIC, Abu Mohammed, and inspiring. What made me laugh is that this man tolerated more than four kilos of gold and silver, yet he couldn't tolerate more than his wife, really honest!!

المتغرّبة
30-01-2009, 10:43 AM
:sm168:SURE THEY ARE

السنوسي
30-01-2009, 12:36 PM
:sm168:SURE THEY ARE
I believe that you express your opinion dear sister.:sm215:
But why this cross-eyed seems to say other things.:tee43::tee43::tee43::tee43::tee43:

المتغرّبة
30-01-2009, 05:57 PM
:tee43:
:sm166::sm166:

The cross-eyed says what I couldn't say .How could I say "Men lie for no good reason ???".1:tee43::tee43::tee43:
It so uncool to say so ,don't you agree on that?? 1

and what is that so special about so called Angelena ???1:4342::4342::4342:1

السنوسي
30-01-2009, 09:17 PM
:sm179::tee43:
:sm166::sm166:

.How could I say "Men lie for no good reason ???".1:tee43::tee43::tee43:1
Of course you couldn't!!!!:sm179::sm179::sm179: The Cross-eyed have already stated so.:sm215::tee43:

and what is that so special about so called Angelena ???1:4342::4342::4342:1
For me, nothing than being famous, just like Brad Bitt. So, our honest man refused her, and preferred to be with his own wife. You see how honest we are? n :4kw:

حسين عثمان أبكر
31-01-2009, 03:44 PM
I think this man is not loyal to his wife and the justification he explained is doubtful . Where is the honor ( moral )when the man subistitute his own wife with a new one knows nothing about her

regards
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A man is seldom ashamed of feeling that he cannot love a woman so well when he sees certain greatness in her: nature having intended greatness for men.
George Eliot 1819 - 1880


The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

Attributed to Madame de Sévigné (1626 - 1696)
French writer